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Jimbo Uses Stuffed Animal as Hat Jimbo was recently spotted wearing a stuffed animal on his head, leading to confusion and questions regarding his status as valedictorian and Super-Genius. Witnesses saw him with the strange version of a hat as he walked along the street. "It looked like a little dog on his head," said a motorist who crashed into a pole while looking at Jimbo on the sidewalk. Controversy has arisen from the headwear. Jimbo has defended his choice of a hat. "As a Super Genius, I can wear whatever I want, and you morons can't do a thing about it," he said. As word of Jimbo's headpiece spread, people began to question having a valedictorian who wears such things. Uno adversary and co-valedictorian J. Wangatorium said "I decree that by wearing this stuffed animal on his head, Jimbo relinquishes his valedictorian standing and gives it to me, making me a Super Double Valedictorian, and he forfeits all Uno matches that have been and ever will be played, making me Eternal Uno Championion of the Universe and All Outlying Areas." The United Nations caught wind of the stuffed animal matter and launched an investigation to review Jimbo's Super-Genius standing, saying that the stuffed animal on his head looked "rather un-Super-Genius-like.". This is the second time that Jimbo's status has been questioned by the U.N. The first time was two years ago, when Jimbo, then just an ordinary Genius, was revealed not to have aced the SAT. Though the U.N. concluded that Jimbo may remain a Super-Genius, his status is getting closer to revocation. "That's two strikes," said a U.N. official. "One more and we may have to begin to consider thinking about introducing a motion to create a draft of a resolution to vote on passing an act that would require us to consider reducing his status to Terrific Genius." |