Jimbo Abbreviates Word, Sounds Like Professional
D
uring casual speech last week Jimbo referred to a car�s air conditioning system as "air-con," impressing those with whom he was speaking. "He sounded like he was someone who works with air conditioners- you know, an air conditioner guy," said El Hombre De Fuego, whom Jimbo was talking to at the time.So convincing was this, in fact, that a nearby air-con scout who overheard Jimbo immediately offered him five hundred million dollars to work for his company. Jimbo refused, saying that he could easily earn five hundred million dollars on his own.
Ever since the incident, Jimbo has been abbreviating and truncating many more words. "Now that I sound like I�m in the biz," he said, "I think I�ll spice
� the B. Shack to �tract more cust�s who�ll be m-press�d by my meth. o� speech and inst�ly gimme money."Sometimes Jimbo is difficult to understand and instead of attracting customers attracts confused "m�ron�c" looks. "When they look at me like that," Jimbo said, "I just smash a beer-bot. over their head."