Jimbo Purchases New Painless Lunchbox
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imbo has found a new lunchbox that causes no pain when hit against the head, calling it "the greatest invention since those spikes I can jam into my neck without a hammer."Jimbo had spent years searching for a lunchbox that he could hit against his head painlessly. "Even if the stores did have any, I never knew because as soon as I started banging lunchboxes on my head, the nice men in white coats came and took me away," he said. Jimbo accumulated a total of thirteen months in mental institutions while searching for a lunchbox. "They always let me go after a couple weeks because my wisdom was beyond their comprehension," he said.
Jimbo finally found a painless lunchbox two weeks ago, and has been hitting his head with it incessantly ever since. Many of his peers are troubled by Jimbo. "I�m beginning to worry: all that banging might distract me and prevent me from becoming tennis state champion," said J. Wangatorium. "I�ve got a million dollars riding on that."