Jimbo Denounces Mexican Proletariat
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n a speech last weekend, Jimbo harshly criticized the Mexican working class and hinted at beginning a program to replace every Mexican worker with an efficient robot by the year 2004."I blame the Mexican proletariat for most of the problems in my life," said Jimbo. "My main problem, though, is that they screwed up my car--my precious, precious car."
Many Mexican workers were outraged by Jimbo�s comments. Several thousand banded together and threatened to rise up against Jimbo with an army of pitchfork-wielding workers. "The pitchfork is the most effective weapon in this kind of situation," said one worker.
Jimbo said that he may begin manufacturing cheap, efficient robots to replace the workers. "If I follow through, the entire Mexican proletariat will be exiled to Antarctica," he said.