Jimbo Installs Anti-Aircraft Guns, Declares House No-Fly Zone
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imbo recently completed work on anti-aircraft guns in his yard, and declared his house�s airspace a no-fly zone. "For once I can feel secure," he said.Apparently Jimbo became worried when he learned that "the morons" had reconnaissance photos of his house. "I never know if I can trust those people, so I decided to play it safe and threaten to blow any plane over my house out of the sky," Jimbo said.
The United States Congress, as well as the legislatures of 179 other countries, refused to recognize Jimbo�s declaration of a no-fly zone. "You can�t do that;" said one Senator, "we own you." Jimbo dismissed the refusal, saying, "if they want their planes reduced to a flaming ball of wreckage, so be it."