Jimbo Commits "Critical Error," Explodes
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imbo admitted to having committed a "critical error" shortly before exploding on Tuesday. Apparently he had been doing math work instead of chemistry work, and he therefore lacked essential chemistry knowledge.Jimbo exploded as a chemistry quiz was being handed out. Witnesses reported hearing Jimbo say "No!" and then explode. J. Wangatorium was covered in Jimbo goo. "The whole ordeal caused me to lose two points on the quiz," he said. "I hate when people explode while I�m trying to work."
There is still no official explanation as to why Jimbo exploded when confronted with the quiz, but some people claim to know. "Jimbo carries a label that says �Contents Under Pressure�," said one of his acquaintances.
Jimbo�s entrails were unavailable for comment.