Jimbo Declares War on Birds
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imbo issued a declaration of war on all birds, except the flightless kiwi. His dispute with the birds stemmed from their "senseless attacks on my property," according to Jimbo.Jimbo said he tried everything to drive off the invading birds, from yelling at them to yelling more loudly at them, before he issued an ultimatum. The ultimatum read: "Stop crapping on my car or I�ll kill you all!"
When Jimbo inspected his car the next day and found that the birds had ignored his demands, he mobilized his army of the undead and declared war.