El Salvador Elects Jimbo President
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he people of El Salvador elected Jimbo their president last night by a landslide. Upon hearing the news, a jubilant Jimbo said, "I didn�t even know I was running."El Salvador�s people have been idolizing Jimbo for several years. Apparently they sent him many letters informing him that they were going to elect him president, but the letters were not delivered due to an error in the address. "I�m on Hillside Drive; they wrote Hillside Street," said Jimbo.