Jimbo Populates Beer Shack
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imbo announced recently that he has used his genetic engineering skills to create some barflies for his beer shack. "The shack was getting to be a bit lonely, so I thought I�d add a few people to it," he said.Unfortunately, Jimbo was inebriated when he created the barflies, so some of them turned out to be hideous monsters. "One of them has nothing on his head but a mouth with which to drink and ramble incoherently; it�s really kind of scary," said Jimbo.
Hideous though they may be, the mutants are actually good for Jimbo. "I�m going to try to attract more customers by advertising a freak show," he said. "Unfortunately, it can�t be hands-on because there are laws that say I have to keep the monsters in cages."
Jimbo is hesitant to break the law because if he is caught, it will be his 7,000th arrest in three months. "It�s a personal goal of mine to keep the number of arrests to a minimum," said he.