Jimbo’s Genius on Probation
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imbo’s official status of Genius was put on probation by the special UN committee that awarded him the status. It is on probation because of his score of a mere 1510 on the SAT. "These tests aren’t always an accurate judge of intelligence," said one committee member, "but anyone with a score this low is a real ignoramus."Jimbo is also under scrutiny for apparently lying, claiming that he had scored a perfect 1600. "I admit that I lied, but I couldn’t resist that dollar that Wangatorium was offering," Jimbo said. J. Wangatorium claimed to have had no idea that Jimbo did not actually score 1600.
Because the committee thinks Jimbo is "such a great guy," he will be given a second chance to score higher before his genius status is revoked.