Jimbo Discovers Citrus Fruit
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imbo claims to have discovered a new type of fruit. He says that he found great numbers of the fruit growing on well-aligned trees in Florida. He was in Florida searching for the Fountain of Youth, but abandoned his quest when he found that it had been relocated to Russia.Jimbo said that the fruit, which is decidedly a citrus fruit, is round, roughly the size of a baseball, and is segmented. It has a sweet taste and can easily be squeezed for juice.
Jimbo has not yet decided exactly what he�ll do with the discovered fruit. He recently decided on the name for it. "It�s got a bright orange color," he said. "I think I�ll call it an erguilistoza. The name just rolls right off your tongue."
Some critics say that Jimbo�s new fruit is suspiciously similar to an orange. Jimbo claims that it is totally different. "The names are nothing alike, for one thing," he said.