Shack Employee Discovered To Be a Piece of Wood
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n employee of Jimbo�s Beer Shack was found to be a block of wood, Jimbo announced yesterday. Jimbo came to the realization when he accidentally tripped over the employee while walking to the bar.Jimbo said that the finding clears up a few problems. "No wonder he never seemed to be doing any work," he said. "I must have been rather drunk when I hired him. It�s not uncommon for me to be drunk, you know." The finding, however, raises some questions. "If he�s only a piece of wood, what�s he been doing with the money I�ve paid him?" asked Jimbo.