Jimbo Purchases Small Island, Establishes Communist State
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imbo recently closed a deal to own an island in the Pacific, which he immediately proclaimed to be Jimbonia, his own communist dictatorship which he will rule with an iron fist.Jimbonia�s population consists of only some birds and four turtles at the moment, but Jimbo says to "give it time." Jimbo is confident that his nation will soon become a self-sufficient world power.
Given the general opinion of the United States on communism, some fear that Jimbonia could lead us into another Cold War. Jimbo commented: "Hey, it�s not my fault that the United States doesn�t have as many nuclear weapons as I do."