Jimbo Rides On Maiden Voyage of Machine Blimp

     Jimbo was one of the first to experience flight aboard the Machine Blimp, a new airship. He reported that his flight included a bag of excellent peanuts.
     The Machine Blimp is an expanded version of Machine, a beer shack regular. Machine is a foul-mouthed robot who entertains as a comedian. Jimbo tells the story of how Machine became a blimp: “Well, it was a slow day at the shack, and I was about to fall asleep, when I heard a pop and a hiss, and next thing I knew I was not in the beer shack any more.”
     The noise Jimbo heard was that of Machine’s rapid expansion to a helium-filled object 75 times his normal size. The expansion leveled the beer shack, and damage caused by the incident was estimated to be $8.45.
     Jimbo said that his experience on the Machine Blimp was enjoyable. The ride was smooth, he said, and the accommodations were very comfortable. Only four of the thirty-five passengers on board fell out of the blimp.

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