Welcome to the only place on the web where coffee is limitless and the discussions are downright odd. I haven't decided what I want this site to be. I only have ideas of what I think it can be. So let me start off by saying hello to the people of Troy,NY whose streets would be in chaos if not for my best friend of 17 years constantly supplying them with copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.
As you can tell by my waving Santa (obviously a Braves fan), it is Christmastime. As like most of you guys out there, I wait until December 24th at 5:30pm to do get all my important holiday shopping done. It's so much easier than having to fight with irritated housewives who would beat the Jesus out of you just to get a gift their children will end up either losing, breaking, or eating. And forget traffic. You won't find a soul on the road when you're out shopping for presents. Yes, contrary to belief, later is better. Watch the joy unfold on your loved one's face as they unwrap those 8-pack pair of tube socks priced 1/2 off at the local dollar store. Cherish the moment when Grandma opens those "25% more" containers of powdered laxative (you'll be seeing returns for a while on that one). Don't forget Sparky. Santa got him a milk chocolate dog bone. How precious. Remember guys, better late than never! Merry Christmas! |
