MY RESIGNATION...........
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an ADULT.
I have
decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I
want to go to McDonald's 
and think that it's a
four-star
restaurant.
I want to
sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle 
and make a sidewalk with rocks.
I want to
think M&M's 
are better
than money
because you can eat them.
I want to
drink cool-aid 
, eat
lemonheads and red hots
with my friends.
I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirty and my friends didn't care cause they were even dirtier than me.
I want to
enjoy everyday like its summer vacation
.
I want to
return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors
, multiplication tables
, and TV show theme songs, but
that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you
didn't care.
All you
knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that
should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That
everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want
to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little
things again, like a new hot wheel car every Saturday. I want to live simple
again.
I don't
want my day to consist of computer crashes
mountains of paperwork
, depressing news, how to
survive more illness
and loss of loved ones.
I want to
believe in the power of smiles
, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace
, dreams, the imagination and mankind.
I want to "dream of Jeannie", and "bewitched".
I want to go to "fantasy island" and take a trip on "the love boat".
I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe the three stooges are real.
So...here's
my checkbook
and my
car-keys
my credit card
bills and my 401K statements
my pager
my cell phone
my palm pilot, my fax machine
and my dvd player
and last but not least my
mortgage book
.
I am officially resigning from adulthood.......
AUTHOR UNKNOWN
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