| El Segundo, CA - After exhaustive research, Boeing engineers have discovered the recipe for supersonic air flight in the 21st century. Project manager Dave Scrilla states,"The head of Ani Megerdichian is by far the biggest leap in supersonic flight in 20 years. Her Armenian features may one day lead us to the outer limits of the solar system. We're all very excited." Proud parents Sam and Lynne Megerdichian were ecstatic with the news that their little girl's head may one day revolutionize the way we all think about the Armenian skull. These results did not come easy, however. Fellow test subject Chase Turner had only this to say,"Meger-what... Meger-who." Thousands of hours were spent in the windtunnel (pictured right) testing the aerodynamics and structural integrity of Megerdichian's head. Prototypes of the Armenian 737 (pictured below) will be tested possibly as soon as May. |
