:: reinterpret reality ::

All stories on this site have been written by J i l l. Things she intends: entertainment and good times through RPS fiction about Lord of the Rings. Things she does not intend: any sort of insinuation that anything that happens in any of her stories is in any way real. The point here: it's all fiction. Take it as such, and enjoy. Feedback of any sort is met with much delight.

background intervals -- Orlando Bloom / Elijah Wood; rated R.

extempore -- Viggo Mortensen / Dominic Monaghan; rated NC-17.

turnabout -- Orlando Bloom / Elijah Wood; rated R. 060;/td>