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100,000 US troops have died so far in their infidel invaision of the Muslim land of Afghanistan. Despite the fact that the western media has not reported more than a handful of injuries we have learned from reliable sources that at least 200 US troops are killed by mujahadeen every day using special muslim weapons against the inferior infidel defences. For obvious reasons we cannot name our sources but its true. OK?
Sheihk Osama bin Laden may get Nobel Prize in our heads
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The Moscow Hostage "crisis" - why we laughed our arses off
Innocent Pakistani executed by the US for "killing people"
"Suicide Bombers" are really free entertainers provided by Fatah
As the zionist media goes into overdrive trying to claim that "innocent" jews are being killed by "terrorists" using explosives strapped to their bodies we can exclusively reveal the facts behind this jewish LIE! The so called "terrorists" are in fact street entertainers sent by the people of Palestine to entertain jews in restaurants, discos, pizzarias and shopping centers. The so called "bomb belts" are in fact a device for holding their juggling sticks. The generous people of Palestine channel the money through fatah to groups which specialise in training young people in skills such as juggling, mime and other forms of street theatre. They cleary do this in the hope that by giving so generously even though they are poor they will persuade the people occupying their land to see sense and live happilly together.
The sceptics will say "why does every piece of street theatre end in a massive explosion which kills scores of women and children then?". The answer lies in a secret memo from the head of the Mossad to the head of IDF Public Relations dated just before the latest "intifada" We have highlighted the relevant parts below..and before you ask no we don't have a copy because it self destructed after being touched by nice non-jewish hands after we had copied the relevant bits..OK?
MEMO highlights
"These jugglers and mime artists are making a total mockery of our policy of killing babies and bayonetting nuns or whatever it was the Nazis did. The people are starting to like them and if that happens then we'll have to make peace with the arabs and stop killing them in cold blood for fun. This would be rubbish."
Having outlined the reasons behind his evil jewish scheme he goes on to explain the solution
"I want the IDF to help the Mossad and Shin Bet track these unicyling, juggling mime artist trouble makers when they come into Israel and then we will blow them up with big jew bombs. That way the people will think that they are doing it and not like them anymore and we can go back to getting lebensraum in the east. Hee hee."
So there you have it. Not only are all "suicide bombings" actually carried out by the jewish assasain squads but they admit that they enjoy killing arabs and are more like the Nazis than the nazis.
Just remember when the world wakes up to these amazing facts that you heard it here on Jihad Unspun first!
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MS - Hi Bruce, thanks for taking the time to talk to us
BK - No problem at all Martin, you're not a jew are you?
MS - Erm..no..why?
BK - Well they're everywhere aren't they, plotting and scheming. Bastards.
MS - Ermm..OK, right. Bruce, your site has been condemned as anti-semitic, anti-western and pro terrorist. What do you say to people who accuse you of supporting terrorism against your own people in Canada and the west.
BK - Firstly, how can there possibly be anything anti-western about supporting people who want a peaceful and prosperous west ruled by the laws of Allah Himself? Its just a contradiction in terms. Secondly who is condemning the site..yes..the fucking jews. Of course they don't want their grubbly little plans exposed to Allahs torch of truth. In fact as everyone knows it is scientific fact that as jews are made of lies if a jew sees a truth then he becomes ill and has to bathe in a special bath of lies to get better. If he can't find a lie-bath then he dies - hee hee.
MS - I see. You praise Osama bin Laden a lot on your site, what are your personal views on him.
BK - Now I know Ossie has had a lot of bad press over the last few years but you have to ask yourself why? The jewnited states of america knows as well as I do that ObL's body holds over a quarter of the worlds oil reserves and because he refused permission for the jewish oilgrabbers to set up drilling operations in his left buttock in 1989 they have been trying to smear him ever since.
MS - So you continue to support him even after he carried out the attacks of 9/11?
BK - The evidence on 9/11 is clear. If Ossie was behind it then I'm a kike. Even a halfwit knows that 9/11 was caused by Mossad agents dressed up as aeroplanes and it's only purpose was to fool even more people into thinking that just because Allah wants us to rule the world we are somehow a "threat" to the jew-controlled infidels.
MS - Ok, so in your view Al Qaeda were not involved in 9/11, but the material on your site seems to suggest that you think that if they had carried out the attacks it would have been justified - is this the case.
BK - Absolutely
MS - Your site glorifies terrorist attacks such as Bali, Moscow, USS Cole etc, what would you say the families of the victims of these attacks?
BK - Of course it's easy to get sentimental about "innocent" westerners getting killed but its important to remember that they haven't died for nothing. I'd say to the family of a "victim" of a "terrorist" attack "Yes, Daddy's not coming home again - but he was a tool in the hands of the global jewish conspiracy. However, because he died as a result of a glorious matrydom operation by brave mujahadeen that has inspired at least 5 muslims to become heroic mujahadeen and follow in their footsteps. Lets imagine each one only managed to kill 2 jews thats ten jews that your daddy has helped to kill..now when you look at it like that it doesn't seem so bad afterall does it?". It just a question of looking for the positives in any situation Martin.
MS - Ermm...right. So what would you say to those who claim you are making money from terrorism through your JUSPLUS store, selling terrorist videos?
BK - Martin, I'd like to assure all our customers that any profits we make go straight to where the money is needed most.
MS - And where is that, agencies that help refugees with food and clothing?
BK - Yeah right..refugees. Why the fuck would we give money to a bunch of lazy nomarks who can't even be arsed to get off their UN funded backsides and do a bit of jihad. No, we make sure the money goes to the deserving kids, the ones who get stuck in - with our help the kid who only has bits of rubble to throw at jews will soon have a gun, or grenades..who knows with enough support from our customers maybe one day a tank of their own. Actually on second thoughts don't print that bit. Just stick something in about starving kids or whatever.
MS - Erm..so you do support terrorism then?
BK - For fucks sake, how many times do you need to be told? Terrorism doesn't exist - thats why on the site we put it in quotes - "terrorism"..see..doesn't exist, it's just made up by jews and then coloured in by their homo mates. Except jewish terrorism and western terrorism - they exist allright. The other day I had to wait for 12 minutes to get a coffee in Starbucks. Why? because I'm muslim and the western terrorists had been following me and then without any UN authorisation planted a load of jewloving "customers" in the line in front of me to stop me getting to the office on time to do Allah's work..now that my friend is terrorism.
MS - I see - so you think that you are monitored by intelligence agencies?
BK - The CIA are always following me. They tap my phones, read my email..the lot. But I'm too clever for them..take last week..I got a call on my jew-tapped phone from my friend asking what time Bev and I were coming round for dinner that evening..so quick as a flash I said 9 o'clock. When we turned up at 3am the next morning it didn't take long to explain to my irate friend the wisdom of my cunning..afterall, his losing a nights sleep and a ruined prune stew are a small price to pay for outwitting the jew death squad that was no doubt lurking in the bushes outside his house at 9pm.
MS - I see, what about the concerns that many Canadians have expressed about your site being located in Canada?
BK - We know that some Canadians object to the site and we do take their concerns very seriously. Their objection makes it very clear to us that they are not muslim, as Canadians should be, and in fact they are probably jews, or eskimos..they're as bad, or french or something..anyway it's going to take more than a few french jewish eskimo homos to stop Allah I can tell you.
MS - So, you're undetered by oposition - what is the future of JihadUnspun?
BK - Martin, we have a very exciting project in the pipeline. We will of course continue to provide infidel free news to the faithful, but we are expanding into a another exciting area. We will be launching a range of jewproof clothing using the revolutionary himmlertex (r) material developed by our friends at RiechsCorp. They will be available in a range of styles and colours for men and in an snazzy all in one head to toe black number for women and will protect the wearer from jewish lies - they simply slide off the material and fall harmlessly to the floor. Kitted out with their JihadUnspun clothes our customers could have lunch with Woody Allen and emerge unscathed - it really is a breakthrough in the fight against the infidels. Not that they should have lunch with a jew obviously because thats just the sort of thing the jews would want. Bastards.
MS - Bruce, thank you for your time, I'm sure our readers will find your comments very enlightening
BK - Martin, it's been my pleasure. Praise Allah!!
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The people who designed and host the site are Datacrafters.net and you can contact their President Bev Geisbrecht at [email protected]. Bev is well aware of the content of the site but supports it - drop her a line and let her know that you don't. Take a look at the datacrafters.net published customer page...for some reason JihadUnspun does not appear (we can't imagine why) but various respectable Canadian companies working in the fields of defence, aerospace and medical supplies do. Do these companies want to be associated with terrorism? We suspect not so why not visit their sites from the above customer page and go to their contact details and either drop them a polite e-mail explaining your concerns about the fact that they are being associated with terrorists and the fact that all their company information may well be in the hands of terrorists courtesy of Bev and her chums at JihadUnspun.
Both Datacrafters and JihadUnspun are based in British Columbia in Canada. If you are Canadian and especially if you are British Columbian then write you your elected representatives to protest about the presence of this evil site on Canadian soil. Write to the press and ask as many journalists as possible to investigate the site and the people behind it.
Jihad Unspun unashamedly supports terrorism and must be permenantly removed from the internet. Datacrafters.net is not an innocent ISP who have wound up with a terrorist site on their servers. They designed it, support it, host it and at least one member of their staff, Amber Mitton/Amber Milton, works for both organisations. We are not sure but would it be that improbable that datacrafter president Bev Geisbrecht is in fact "Bev Kennedy", the person who registered the domain and wife of Jihadunspun Editor-in-Chief "Bruce Kennedy"? We think not.
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