Science Mumbo Jumbo

It's a fact that Jack Gaskella is periodically accused of providing too much science mumbo jumbo at the expense of science thrills and spills -- not to mention danger, which most humans are greatly into, if it doesn't involve them personally. We here at Gaskella Scientifics have taken the liberty to peruse Jack's pages for inappropriate use of science detail, and in such cases where it is found, have edited appropriately. "Well, what if I want to learn something?", you may ask. It's exactly that kind of attitude that we're afraid of. You'll have to take it up with Jack off line.

p.s. Notice the inappropriate grammatical usage of ending the sentence with a preposition. We don't give a hoot about that! Besides, we're not "really" editors. The content is our concern.