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| Mahir's Masturbation Tips | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1. Try never invitate nice nude models. They laugh at size of little TURKEY penis. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 2. If you live alone, keep time down to 20 hrs. a day. You get rash and stuff in eye if go longer. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 3. If your tall is less than 1.84 cm., MASTURBATE in private. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 4. If you are woman, you need MASTURBATE. You get too up tight. Mostly Kristin. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 5. Lock the door or God Cops come in and cut off hand. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 6. If leper, use lotion. TURKEY heat can chafe badly. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 7. You not MASTURBATE to gay porn when family downstairs. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 8. If Sir Galahad, dammit, get off your prude ass and fuck the virgins. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 9. If Justin, keep hands off girl upstairs and MASTURBATE, else I bring you TURKEY and kill. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 10. If gross, keep hands off each other. Avoid chipmunk noise while MASTURBATE. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 11. You MASTURBATE, admit it | ||||||||||||||||||
| 12. If MASTERBATE room dorm, use chain lock, else roommate catch you. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 13. If lather cream shaving, not MASTURBATE 1313131313 | ||||||||||||||||||
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