Horrorscopes
Week Of 12/12 - 12/18
Aries: (March 21--April 19) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Taurus: (April. 20--May 20) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Gemini: (May 21--June 21) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Cancer: (June 22--July 22) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Leo: (July 23--Aug. 22) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Virgo: (Aug. 23--Sept. 22) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Libra: (Sept. 23--Oct. 23) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Scorpio: (Oct. 24--Nov. 21) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22--Dec. 21) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Capricorn: (Dec. 22--Jan. 19) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Aquarius: (Jan. 20--Feb. 18) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus
Pisces: (Feb. 19--March 20) You will fail all your finals...Happy Festivus