Gaoisms
The following quotes were used by Dr. Gao during the fall semester of 1999 in Math 102. They were recorded by Mexican and Big Whitey. Enjoy.
"You can find that formula in class 101."
"I just don't understand why you guys don't get excited."
"You no like, you go to hell."
"I think this probably most exciting thing in your life."
"Yeah I can do partial fractions."
"Why you hiding?"
"You solve this i give you hundred dollar. I give you million dollar."
"Are you sure you guys, sure? You not afraid I'm going to trick you?"
""You wanna bet, cause I can do anyway I want"
"You guys all genius, ok."
""Come on, anybody can count?"
"Thats answer....I'm not kiding."
"A trillion? I don't know how to write that number."
"I'm always starting at 0 most of the time."
"Just shoot me after class."
"God bless you, ok."
"But for the people doing well, most likely they sleep for a long time."
"Ant that is going to give you something you really wanted."
"No one tried to answer me, you better not."
"This is most exciting secret you ever gonna learn."
"Whenever people have choice, they all try to choose crazy stuff."
I'm going to give it to you when the time comes."
"Any body okay."
"Anny body wanna bet with me."
"If r=1, it basically mean you're out of luck."
"You can use anything. A truck, a car, whatever."
"You can mix up, but you really mix yourself up too."
"I might tick you later, but not now."
"Oh boy, I ran out of numbers."
"Are you afraid to go to infinity."
"I never knew we ran out of letters. I always thought we had 26 of them."
"I have to make sure every one really tired before you leave."
"Sometimes its not just a lotta hard, its incredibaly hard."
"You think you never get problems...maybe in your dreams."
"I know you don't know. Thats why I'm doing this."
"Is everybody asleep yet."
"Oh boy, that's too long"
"Somebody has a good heart"
"Don't make this too sharp, you could kill somebody"