Old Board Quotes
"Bobby?  No, Real Mexicans"
- Big Whitey
"Well, if she's opposed to beer, she's probably opposed to sucking my cock."
-Big Whitey
"That's A Choice Piece Of Ass, Its Mine."
-El Diablo
"Dammit, I've got lubricant on my hand"
-Big Whitey
"Sexism is not always bad"
-Flounder
"I think sodomy is worth a first down"
-Dannyboy
"I Can Attest To The Fact
That She Has Big Balls"
-Big Whitey
"Dammit dan, get back here with our clothes"
-Big Whitey
"Damn Japanese Leprechaun sons of bitches can't speak English."
-El Diablo
"Bret Favre is a football player"
-Madden
"That guy reminds me of Phil,
if Phil were retarded."
-El Diablo
"NO, NO, NO...I'm going to be the raper"
-El Diablo
"Everyday when I come out,
I try to put it in the hole"
-Matt Walker
"We go to Rice..."
"We must be assholes"
-Mexican &
-Big Whitey
Dammit, you hit me in the
head with a dildo"
-Daniel Fredrick Henning
"My Ass Might Be White, But Your Ass Will Look White Too When I Put My Big Black Dick In It, You Fuckin' Oreo"
-El Diablo
"I'm naming my penis Leon"
-El Diablo
"Motherfucker Gonna Die"
-Mexican
"...and Leon's getting larger"
-El Diablo
"I've had enough ass sex to last me a life time"
-Daniel Fredrick Henning
"I'm gonna put these Bible's in the Oiler's helmet, that's sure to fuck 'em"
-El Diablo
"Its all about uninformed consent"
-Daniel Fredrick Henning
"[I] Fuck the children."
-Big Whitey
"Hold on a sec.  Let me swallow what's already in my mouth"
-Bugger
"Try www.cock.com"
-Big Whitey
"I plan on planting myself on this couch and drinking myself stupid"
-Daniel Fredrick Henning
Followed by:
"God bless America"
-El Diablo
"I like it, its kind of artsy, so that you don't feal so dirty"
-Big Whitey
"I'm not bad, I'm a hedonist"
-El Diablo
"I don't want toilet paper, I'd rather
my hands be dirty."
-El Diablo
"It's not that I'm hungry, I just want something in my mouth"
-Lucina
"God, That Niece of his (Malcolm Gillis) is fucking hot"

"If you know any girls who are loose in morals and tight everywhere else, send them my way."

-Annonymous Baker Allum
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