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| "Bobby? No, Real Mexicans" - Big Whitey |
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| "Well, if she's opposed to beer, she's probably opposed to sucking my cock." -Big Whitey |
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| "That's A Choice Piece Of Ass, Its Mine." -El Diablo |
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| "Dammit, I've got lubricant on my hand" -Big Whitey |
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| "Sexism is not always bad" -Flounder |
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| "I think sodomy is worth a first down" -Dannyboy |
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| "I Can Attest To The Fact That She Has Big Balls" -Big Whitey |
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| "Dammit dan, get back here with our clothes" -Big Whitey |
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| "Damn Japanese Leprechaun sons of bitches can't speak English." -El Diablo |
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| "Bret Favre is a football player" -Madden |
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| "That guy reminds me of Phil, if Phil were retarded." -El Diablo |
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| "NO, NO, NO...I'm going to be the raper" -El Diablo |
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| "Everyday when I come out, I try to put it in the hole" -Matt Walker |
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| "We go to Rice..." "We must be assholes" -Mexican & -Big Whitey |
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| Dammit, you hit me in the head with a dildo" -Daniel Fredrick Henning |
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| "My Ass Might Be White, But Your Ass Will Look White Too When I Put My Big Black Dick In It, You Fuckin' Oreo" -El Diablo |
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| "I'm naming my penis Leon" -El Diablo |
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| "Motherfucker Gonna Die" -Mexican |
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| "...and Leon's getting larger" -El Diablo |
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| "I've had enough ass sex to last me a life time" -Daniel Fredrick Henning |
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| "I'm gonna put these Bible's in the Oiler's helmet, that's sure to fuck 'em" -El Diablo |
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| "Its all about uninformed consent" -Daniel Fredrick Henning |
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| "[I] Fuck the children." -Big Whitey |
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| "Hold on a sec. Let me swallow what's already in my mouth" -Bugger |
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| "Try www.cock.com" -Big Whitey |
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| "I plan on planting myself on this couch and drinking myself stupid" -Daniel Fredrick Henning Followed by: "God bless America" -El Diablo |
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| "I like it, its kind of artsy, so that you don't feal so dirty" -Big Whitey |
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| "I'm not bad, I'm a hedonist" -El Diablo |
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| "I don't want toilet paper, I'd rather my hands be dirty." -El Diablo |
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| "It's not that I'm hungry, I just want something in my mouth" -Lucina |
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| "God, That Niece of his (Malcolm Gillis) is fucking hot" "If you know any girls who are loose in morals and tight everywhere else, send them my way." -Annonymous Baker Allum |
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