Black Death Hill
Surely you jest. The night of knights was nothing like you describe. This is what really went down, or up depending on your point of view. It was in September, nothing unusual about that. What was unusual though was that there was so many of them. Something like ten thousand knights had gathered on Black Death Hill to fight the good fight. They were all dressed in black, as a black knight should. The enemy, the orchs, were on their way. It was going to be a bloody night. But first there was the party. About three thousand young virgins had been flown in to serve as entertainment for the pre-fight festivities. Everybody wore hotpants and t-shirts. It was wet t-shirt night galore. A splendid time was guaranteed for all.
Many people wonder why it happened like it happened. I think you have to remember that every age, every species, every culture and every social group creates it's own gravedigger. If you can't adapt to the times that you are living in you are bound to perish and go under. This is true of knights too. As you know the knights have always had a tradition of raping young virgins. Unfortunately for the knights this is not as accepted in our modern day and age as it used to be, and the young virgins aren't quite as submissive and weak as they used to be. Years of feminism and anti-sexism has hardened most women, including the virgins. Besides, it is unclear how many of the women at the party was really virgins and not just saying they were virgins to get in to the party.
As I said it was wet t-shirt night and all the young virgins was wearing hotpants. This frustrated some of the knights because it's a lot more difficult to get into a pair hotpants than it is to get under a skirt or a dress. Some of the knights literally tore of the hotpants in anger and frustration. This was not appreciated by all the virgins let me tell you. In fact, it wasn't appreciated by any of the virgins. And already here the rot started to set in. The next thing was the water that was being poured or splashed over the heads and bodies of the young virgins, it was wet t-shirt night after all. Some of the virgins complained that the water was too cold and demanded that the water should be warmer. They also felt that the splashing and pouring of the water was very unequally distributed amongst the virgins, the virgins with the bigger tits got most of the water while the chestilly challenged hardly got wet at all. This was a great injustice, they thought, quite regardless of the whether it was a good thing or a bad thing to be the ones who got the water on them. If there is going to be a wet t-shirt contest then everybody should get wet regardless of the size of your boobies. And then there was the chivalry. Very few of the virgins wanted the knights to open doors for them, lead them to the table or serenade them with singing, not to mention slaying dragons or any other beast for them. The knights, after all, was the real beasts of the party. Or at least that was how the virgins felt.
When one of the knights tried to rape one of the virgins it was really just the last straw. The virgins started wacking, hitting and kicking in a way that the knights had never seen or experienced from any other women in any other age or country. Since their warped morals forbade them to hit a woman, raping is ok but hitting apparently not, they were completely defenseless against the violent hord of angry virgins coming at them. It was true carnage. The knights hadn't put on their armour yet either so there was nothing to soften the blows with. Bloody knight after bloody knight had to either flee or surrender, most of them chose to flee since they figured that being dominated by a virgin must be a faith worse than death. The few who stayed got tortured and had to watch while the virgins finished the party on their terms, which meant that the knights could only look but not touch. There have been rumors spreading around that some of the knights got sexually taken advantaged of and that not all of the virgins remained virgins by the end of the night. This I find highly unlikely, from what I understand there was sex taking place later that night, but not between the knights and the virgins. In fact what seems to have happened was this.
After the virgins had finally called it a night and gone for bed (what they might have done with each other in bed is not something that I care to speculate about), most of the knights who had fled the scene came back to take care of their wounded fellow knights and prepare for the fight with the orchs, which was still to take place later that night. But when the orchs finally arrived the knights were so tired and morally downstrucken as a result of the attack of the virgins that they couldn't fight. They realised that they would have to choose between two things, either die or submit to the whims of the dreaded orchs. Since the orchs were male submission didn't feel as such a big defeat as it had done with the virgins, who had been female. The knights readily submitted to the orchs and started to give some head. All of the knights was soon engaged in heavy fellatio and even anal sex with the orchs, and it didn't take long before they discovered that they actually liked it. This was so much better than those weak and submissive virgins that they used to have sex with. Finally something real. From this night forward the knights of Black Death Hill have been nothing but poofs and queers.