After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:- "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Pakistani press reported the following:- "After digging as deep as 500m, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones

BEAT 

There was a couple married for quite some time and 
they had a kid around 5-6 years old. As usually 
happens in most of the marriages the relationship b/w 
the couple was turning sour. So finally it reached 
such 
a stage that they thought it was better for them to be 
divorced than carry on such a relationship. So they 
consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would 
have the kid. In the hearing in the court it was 
decided that this choice should be left on the kid. 
 
So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with 
your mummy?" 
 
Kid said, "No Mummy beats me." So the judge asked 
"Would you like to stay with your papa then?" 
 
Kid said, "No Papa beats me too." 
 
Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to 
decide what to do...after pondering for some time he 
smiled with the idea he had in his mind about the 
child......and he gave the judgment that the kid! would 
stay with...... 










 
Any guesses? 














OK. Here goes the answer the kid would stay with 

















 
...the Pakistani Cricket Team! 
 
Why? 












THEY DON'T BEAT ANYBODY!