Charlie's Angels
Striker League
Richmond, Virginia
Spring 2004

Striker hotline:
288-2261

Henrico County:
501-5132
Click here for action photos from the Cyberladies Game. Compliments of Chris Warner
Charlie's Angels 2004 Edition
Front l-r Alex Joynes, Grace Carter, Hannah Jesensky, Lizzie Moss
Back Kristen Tulley, Holly Fleming, Alexandra Miceli, Blair Mickel, Mary Chris Werner, Eliza Sprague

Schedule  Opponent     Jersey Score Field   Time
4/17    Striking Eagles   W    6-0    DR 1A   9:10 
4/24    Cyberladies        O    5-3    SP 9     11:30
4/25    Heartbreakers    W    1-3    C 1A      2:10
5/1      Fillies                O    4-0     SP9      8:00
5/2      Knockouts         O    4-0     SP 9      3:20
5/8      Striking Eagles   O     2-1    DR      10:20
5/15    Cyberladies        W     4-1   DR 1A    8:00
5/22    Heartbreakers     O      2-6  SP 9        2:40
6/5      Filllies               W            C 1A      11:30


  
Week 8 Update

UNCLE
Week 7 update
As we all know, no body part is more important to a soccer player than the thumb. If your Mom's minivan breaks down on the way to the game, you can't hitch a ride to Striker Park without... you guessed it... your thumb. Of all the digits one can use to give teammates the ole "thumbs up", the one I'd recommend is the thumb. Opposable thumbs enable us to make coffee in the morning, operate a remote control and maintain our dominance over livestock and domesticated pets. Without them, we'd be up a creek and the paddle would keep slipping out of our hands. So, here is a word of advice to all the Angels: "Guard your thumbs!"
Oh yeah, we won again this week.
Week 4
We scored around 10 goals and our opponents, though worthy adversaries, scored none, or as they say in England, nil. But enough about soccer, it's time to talk about Mother's Day... specifically, Mother's Day gifts. Nothing says "I love you Mom, thanks for enduring 36 hours of agony just so I could pretty much drive you to the nuthouse as a teenager" like an award from
K2 Awards. Whether it is a trophy, a plaque (I don't know if this spelling applies to the thing that hangs on a wall or the stuff that hangs on your teeth) or the ever popular Bobblehead Doll, a gift from K2 Awards is the gift that keeps giving and giving and giving. Every time Mom sees that Bobblehead Doll on the mantle inscribed "Sorry I broke the windshield of your new car with a baseball in third grade", a little tear will come to her eye. And isn't that what it's all about, making Mom cry. So run, don't walk, to K2 Awards and pick out a special something for Mom's of all ages.
SuperBoy's
Quote of the Week:


Win this next game and I'll pick up Lizzie's room for a month. I promise!
HeartBreaker Alert Level is now  BLACK
New Angels Cheer:
That's alright, that's okay,
you're gonna work for us one day"

WARNING: It has come to our attention that HeartBreakers, yes, HeartBreakers, have been spotted in the Richmond area. Be advised that, in an effort to infiltrate our society and to ruin our way of life, they are often disguised as everyday kids. For instance, there is a member of this nefarious group in the picture below. Should you encounter a known HeartBreaker, do not attempt to confront her. They may look cute, small and, even though they are often polite and downright nice, they are still dangerous.
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Back by popular demand:
Marcie's exclusive family recipe for quartered oranges:
Take 16 oranges
Slice oranges into four quarters
Chill and serve

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