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I...I...I must admit that I... *memories flood back into mind*... I
don't
even want to think about it but... I too have seen this happen.  I took
a
trip to Antarctica or some place like that on business (I'm a...um...an
ice
collector) and I was sitting on some ice, chiseling away when an
adorable and
fluffy penguin waddled up to me.  I went to pet it but it had its eyes
focused on something.  I turned around and... THERE I SAW IT!  A pint
of mint
chocolate chip ice cream.  I called out to my crew, asking them which
one of
them was so careless to leave a pint of ice cream on the ice... And the
penguin walked up to the ice cream, began to eat it, and simply... FELL
IN! 
It was *awful*.  I rushed over and I tore the penguin out and comforted
it as
it cried on my shoulder.  It's family then proceeded to fly in and
attack me.
I know not why.  Oh... It was such a.....terrible thing to witness...
Please, PLEASE everyone, PLEASE send your ice cream scoops!  If you'd
like,
you can send them to me and I'll take them to those...cold +
arctic-like
places on my trips.  The penguins need you.
*sniff* It's so sad...
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