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| BEST THING YOU EVER HAD SHUT UP, MAKE LOVE BABY GETS AROUNG A BIT COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE BE THE ONE MR. SMILEY SEXUAL THING LAY YOUR BODY DOWN NO RING, NO GETS THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT TRAGICALLY UNHIP DOIN' AS SEEN ON MY TV ONE MORE FOR THE BONE SET YOU FREE UNFINISHED DEMO FACE THE HANGMAN YOUR MAMA DON'T DANCE EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN UNSKINNY BOP TALK DIRTY TO ME |
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| BEST THING I EVER HAD Yeah, Blues I won't ask where you're going If you don't ask where I've been 'Cause if you're looking for an answer, babe I wouldn't know where to begin I don't know what I want sometimes But I sure know what I likes You've got that thing about you Gets me hot inside If it makes no sense When I wrote this song Cause half way through it You were turning me on First Chorus: Lay me down I just might be your kind I'll show you a better way We can do away the time If you stop looking so hard I think you just might find I ain't finding it so bad Might be the best thing you ever had You know a little 'bout love I know alot about hate I believe you gotta make things happen You believe in fate But it won't be the first time we didn't see eye to eye You may not be religious But I'll make you see God If ya give me a try I know love can get me through it Just give me that look, we'll get down to it Second Chorus: Don't shoot me down I'm not a social disease You got that thing about you Bring a grown man to his knees I'll teach you, baby 'Bout the birds and them bees When you get around and think about It ain't so bad Might be the best thing you ever had Best thing I ever had SOLO Give me some of that When I put out the dog Get them old ghosts out of bed I ain't lookin' for a little to say Baby some place to lay my head I'm the one to right your wrong Just give me a chance and I'll turn you on FIRST CHORUS SECOND CHORUS |
| SHUT UP, MAKE LOVE Drop the bass Do ya like that? Shit piled up to your knees Her old man thinks You're a social disease Dog pissed on the floor, left a stain Your old lady's naked Driving you insane She stopped taking the pill Then left you And sued you for a mil You've got your problems, boy Set them free Can't find a good wife Can't find a good job Can't find the keys to my car I lost my dog I lost my brain I lost my girl to a big movie star Now I'm standing at the crossroads Trying to find my way home But the truth is baby, I'm so Lonely, lonely, lonely Sometimes I'd CHORUS: Just like to jump in and Get me some funky When push comes to shove You talk too much And way too rough How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love I'm home hangin' The walls Bangin' It's the neighbors next door They're talking trashy or doing the nasty They keep me up until four So they keep on going more and more I hear and saw Lord I'm half crazy I gotta get some of that In and out and in and out and in and out CHORUS When the clothes start flying There's no denying Gotta get me some funky Good, good funky Your blood starts pumping Baby, I think we're on to something Here, oh, right here Oh just give me a little bit of loving SOLO It sounds so simple I bring the ripple What's your state of mind? How 'bout we drink Get drunk Fall down into a big flesh pie CHORUS I got a plan, yes indeed You need a flower, I'll be the seed Skip your lip and all the politics Baby, shut up and let's make love It would sound like this Ahh, stop Alright |
| BABY GETS AROUND A BIT I can't say I ain't been around That I ain't done my time Seems like this big old world Has been one big shoe to shine But I never ever took a dime For what comes naturally And if I never knew the truth Then she'd be fine with me One night she stayed over here And left her little black book behind Well that little black book ain't little no more And it wasn't too hard to find CHORUS: She'd leave me in this lonely room The thought just makes me sick It's funny how the pieces fit My baby gets around a bit Her pager would ring, it's a funny thing She'd have to go right away She always had a wad of cash Much more than her job could pay I'd ask her where she's going to And this is what she'd say I gotta meet someone for an interview He's only in town today Always a little bit over dressed Much more than I thought she'd be High heel shoes and day glow dress Ain't seem strange to me She'd leave me in this lonely room While some stud got his sex Just then the thought occured to me My baby gets around a bit My baby gets around a bit Oooh, my baby gets around a bit SOLO Took her to the local bar Where I like to hang Every guy that passed her by They all seemed to know her name They all called her by a different name And one of them winked at me Some guy named Stan said You're the man, I hear you get it for free She'd leave me in this lonely room And the thought hit me like a brick It's funny how the pieces fit My baby gets around a bit Oooh, my baby gets around a bit Oooh, my baby gets around a bit My baby gets around a bit My baby gets around... My baby.. |
| COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE Coughing "Gol, Bret, don't touch me there!" "I'm gonna tell you who we are" Well we're big rock singers We got golden fingers And we're loved everywhere we go That sounds like us We sing about beauty And we sing about truth At ten million dollars a show Yeah, right! We take all kinda pills That give us all kinda thrills But the thrill we've never known Is the thrill that it gets ya When you get your picture On the cover of the Rolling Stone CHORUS: Rolling Stone I'm gonna see my picture on the cover Stone Gonna buy five copies for my mother Stone Gonna see my smiling face On the cover of the Rolling Stone I got a freaky old lady named Cocaine Katie Who embroiders on my jeans I got my poor old grey haired daddy Driving my limousine Now it's all designed to blow our minds But our minds won't really be blown Like the blow that'll get ya When you get your picture On the cover of the Rolling Stone CHORUS Hey, I know how! SOLO Beautiful We got a lot of little teenaged Blue eyed groupies Who do anything we say We got a genuine Indian Guru He's teaching us a better way We got all the friends that money can buy So we never have to be alone And we keep gettin' richer But we can't get our picture On the cover of the Rolling Stone Chorus I don't know why we ain't on the cover, baby! Ah, we're beautiful fellas! I ain't kidding you man, we'd make a beautiful cover I mean I can see it right now, we be up front Oh, we be smilin', beautiful |
| BE THE ONE So you want to talk about the pain Talk to me, please explain Maybe I know what you're going through You got so much pain to hide You keep it lock up deep inside In a room noone gets to I can't feel the way you feel Maybe I, I've got those same scars, same scars to heal Wish you've got to understand I want to be the only man to Ever touch you, baby To ever... CHORUS: I'll be there should the sun go down Lift you up to a higher ground Let me in, let me be the one I'll be there should you fall from grace Wipe those teardrops from your face I see no more damage done Baby, baby Just let me be the one I want to be the one to shelter you Should the rains come down Never let you drown I'll pull you through I want to hear you when you scream Be your prince when you dream Hold you close when you cry I said I want to feel your love, your hate Should you be lost, I'll bear your cross of pain Love seal your fate I'll comfort you in fits of rage I'll be the book and you can turn the page, and I'll still love, baby I'll still... CHORUS I gotta touch you, I'll see no more damage done You gotta let me SOLO I hear the hurt, I hear the scars You can lay your right hand down across my heart Then you'll learn to understand I want to be the only man to Ever touch you, baby Ever touch you, baby Ever... CHORUS I'll be calm in fits of rage Hold you close in times of pain I see no more damage done Baby, baby, you got to let me be the one |
| MR. SMILEY I heard a funny thing about me Lately I've been living on the edge I won't say that ain't true But who the hell are you I don't recognize my own face or my friends CHORUS: Hey, Mr. Smiley Read the writing on the wall Wake up, Mr. Smiley Before you don't wake up at all, up at all Today I hired me a yes man He simply agrees with everthing I say He does all my dirty deals And feeds me my pills As long as I'm still breathing He gets paid CHORUS SOLO Yesterday I had a conversation With all them voices in my head One said I was no good One said I should quit One said to remind myself to get myself a fix CHORUS Hey, Mr. Smiley And I'm feeling ten feet tall Bye, Mr. Smiley You got to go now They just called, they just called |
| SEXUAL THING Laughing Jam blues man There you lay all by yourself So please allow me to introduce myself I welcome you to the house of sin Open your mind and let the games begin I'm your lust and I'm your greed I'm every sick thought that you ever done dreamed Eaten your cake now you want some more Mmm, where have I heard that before? CHORUS I am your I am your I'm just your sexual thing I am your I am your I'm just your sexual thing Ain't nothin' but a sexual It's just a sexual thing Lying there you look so horny Talk is cheap and startin' to bore me Hold me close and tell me it feels so good But damn, girl, you knew it would CHORUS SOLO Glad to have met you So please that you've come But I must be moving on My work here is done Best believe me you, child The pleasure's been all mine If you're in need, please do indeed Call me anytime CHORUS They've got you medicated It's got you so frustrated He caught you masturbatin' You rather be fornicating Well then you come with me I'm gonna set you free. It's just a sexual Ain't nothin' but a sexual It's just a sexual thing What you've just witnessed is a sexual fantasy Please don't try these tricks At home |
| LAY YOUR BODY DOWN I've spent my life waiting For that famous final scene I believe you know the one When she falls in love with me As for you, you've been faking your smile Fillin' your time On small talk And cheap wine Knowing in your heart there was some place That you'd rather be So right or wrong I wrote you this song To tell you how I feel Don't put up a fight You just turn off the lights Walk over here to me CHORUS: And lay your body down on me Down on me tonight, oh yeah Let your tears fall down on me Down on me tonight, oh yeah As for me, I've lied to, denied to Fight with and tried to Apologize for all my ways To all the woman who were fool enough To fall in love with me You played your role Like a movie Got your lines for who is, Who was, who would be Some how you lost track While real love slipped away, yeah So for tonight, just turn off the lights And let those real feelings show There's no wrong or right But until you try You're never gonna know CHORUS Before you where mine I was so lonely Ain't it a shame Your heart must feel pain Before you get back on your feet again SOLO So let's draw the blinds Forget wasted time And let them old demons die Take a hold of my hand Then you'd understand Why loves worth One more try CHORUS |
| TRADICALLY UNHIP I'm uneducated My clothes out dated I don't stand politically corret I still hate small talk And fast cars and hard rock Still like talkin' about sex I should be expressing All my inner repression I guess depression's now a cultural thing My record company says Blow my brains out my head I make the cover of every magazine CHORUS: Step into my nightmare Welcome to my trip I cannot pretend and I will not defend Why this good 'ol boy's so tragically unhip I still like bad girls Who rock me hard in my world It's monkey see and monkey do Well I I got an old waterbed I like to trip into the dead I keep a poster of KISS on my wall I still curse, smoke, drink and toke And make love in the back of my car CHORUS CHORUS I like that home grown Mind blowing You bringing Rolling stoning They see strange stalking Mind stopping Ass swinging Street walking Floozies CHORUS |
| THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT When it's boy meets girl and it starts a fire Two hearts burn with your desire A candle burns a midnight oil Loves the love and raise the spoil CHORUS: When the girl goes down That's the way I like it When the will goes 'round Neither one can fight it Can't fight the lust Can't fight the truth Ain't nothing you can do When the girl goes down Hollywood and Vine and a hundred more All the wives there couldn't take it no more Now standing on the ledge and faces the truth As she ate 'em up and spit 'em out as time was through CHORUS Misery loves company Nothing you can do When the girl goes down I woke up this morning found the paper and read The Hollywood police found a young man dead No name, no face and no ID just no different from you and me She arrives in her strange world And the story goes it's boy meets girl CHORUS x2 |
| NO RING NO GETS Lately boy, your head ain't right And nothin' seems to thrill ya Word on the street is No sex no more cause, it'll kill ya You touch, she bites You push, she shoves Then she yells in your ear No glove, no love Oh, it ruined the mood But you know she's right When the biggest talks And the littlest walks You better learn how to walk the walk CHORUS: As far as I can see It's really no big mystery Same old stroy No ring, no gets It ain't the boat you float It's the motion in the ocean And I quote Before you start pumping that fill without your jets No ring, no gets Get this feeling coming over you It's a variable strength emotion You keep thinking you're smooth Start making your move But your lady starts causing commotion You want to round the bases She knows that's for sure But miss palm and her five sisters Don't cut it no more You know tonight you'd like to fly her kite But the wind ain't blowing Ya got that right CHORUS SOLO Woman holds the lock A man's known that for years Going up inside to persuade that key Could bring a man to tears Your gun is loaded Got her right in sight About to pull your trigger When the girl pulls out the lights Keep your cool Don't make a scene Cause-a her pop only gone good to your greed CHORUS OUT |
| DOIN' AS SEEN OM MY TV When I was a child staring at the tube I saw sex, violence, and death on the news One day I saw the Duke kill someone Daddy said don't worry boy, it's just acting son All I want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me Like them actors, I got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame CHORUS: Doin' as seen on my tv Doin' as seen on my tv Can I get on the news if I kill my wife Would you respect me more if I took a life I tried to act and my career just flopped So I beat up my neighbor and I got on COPS All I want's a million from somebody Somebody pay a million bucks to me I could shoot, rape and kill And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please CHORUS I'd even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks I'm doin' it as I see on my tv Took my girl to rent a porno movie Thought that it'd be kind of groovy Thought that it'd impress my lover And there she was right on the cover SOLO All I want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me I'm a man, I got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame CHORUS Hell, I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did CHORUS |
| ONE MORE FOR THE BONE Well she stepped into the room Right then she got my eyes She had an ass like a truck And two amazing thumping thighs She's built like no other Just one big fat mother brick house So impressed to find those breasts CHORUS 1: A little, a little, a little more for the bone She likes whips and chains and things She don't need no diamond rings Couldn't get her through the door So I did her on the floor Let's get naked, baby And roll under the sheets I ask one favor, baby Don't roll on top of me She's my crisco queen A non-stop love machine She ain't big going get bigger CHORUS 2: A little, a little, a little more for the bone Sparks may fly like the fourth of July Just don't get any in your eye Strap me on a 2x4 So I don't fall in when she wants some more SOLO I got excited she threw Her hamhocks over me One the size of a truck The other the size of a tree She whispered in my ear Just more cushion for the pushin', dear Guess I had to move when she got down to it CHORUS 1 CHORUS 2 |
| SET YOU FREE When you was a child, life's a game But you got all the rules all changed Pray to a spiritual God for material things Then wait by the phone but it don't ring So if you feel like you fell behind That mountain's got too big to climb Want to hang your head and say screw it Forget that shit let's get down to it Come on, baby CHORUS 1: Mind tripper Dance sister It'll set you free Mind tripper Dance sister Keep the faith Forget the fame Don't let your bills go down the drain It'll set you free The news man shoves it down our throats The ratings soar, the victims choke I say, all of you best stand clear For a few of us got no fear So you feel like you sinned, baby You got nothing left to hold, no Stop feeling like a number You best forget the shit that you been told Baby, bring it on CHORUS 2: Mind tripper Dance sister It'll set you free Mind tripper Dance sister Bring her right here to me Mind tripper Dance sister That ain't no way to change your past Just get your head out of your ass It'll set you free That shit comes down for miles And it really starts to stink Don't ask me no more questions, baby You know what I think, yeah Well, have heard about it All the new talk on the streets I'm coming on hard, baby I hope you're ready for a brand new me So get your head out of the gutter That's no way to right that wrong There'll be time enough for sleep When you're dead and gone, I said Bye bye, baby CHORUS 2 Mind tripper Dance sister Keep the faith Forget the fame Don't let your bills go down the drain It'll set you free |
| UNFINISHED DEMO-UNTITLED These lyrics are my basic guess Here it comes Well funky monkey's in the jungle tonight They go two by two don't hear me right Band playing loudly, baby Gone are the days when the days are gone I said gone The Boogie woogies gone When the monkeys are gone Gone or dead this is what they said CHORUS: Lost Mary Cries, cries, cries Yeah she does, yeah, baby, that is what she does Lions sleep, baby Dies, dies, dies The lamb surely dies I just don't want to funk you That's it When the jungle sleeps Is when the monkey shine I said you do, baby, let me make my mind Back ? wild If the duece is left in then the dueces are wild I said, baby, well CHORUS Oooooh, kick it SOLO Give me some of that Well, dime store cowboy shoot your gun Knock them mother fuckers down one by one Money on up, it's in your face Gimme no lip or get your face back here Oooooh, got it right When the monkey don't sleep And the monkey don't shine Well, ? CHORUS |
| FACE THE HANGMAN Friday night at midnight Looking for what I need I heard a tale that somewhere That a dude had a real go at me So like a raceway cowboy I slipped into the human zoo Headed down some trouble Got myself a drink or two Well I took to the streets And I took to the bars Marched right in but I didn't get far Manager said hey, boy, there's the door But I didn't leave until I evened the score CHORUS: I gotta face the hangman Gotta pay for what I done I gotta face the hangman Or by the noose I swing In the morning sun Like a tipsy gypsy Looking like I'd been had But like the story says This wild-eyed boy is bad I got a police squad car Taxi to the local slam They said Son you're gonna pay for what you've done But I don't give a damn Just cause I like to drink and dance all night An alley cat brawl in an old fist fight Give me no lip, boy, or I'll kick you in the mouth Watch your head fly north and your teeth fly south CHORUS Now the judge looked at me and said That boy, he definately be guilty Ooooh, let him swing SOLO CHORUSx2 |
| UNSKINNY BOP What's got you so jumpy Why can't you sit still Like gasoline you wanna pump me Then leave me when you get your fill ya Pre-Chorus: Every time I touch you, you get hot I want to make love, you never stop Come up for air you pull me to the floor Just what's been going on in that head of yours Chorus: Unskinny bop Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop All night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play Unskinny bop nothin' more to say You look at me so funny Love bite got you acting oh so strange You got too many bees in your honey Am I just another word on your page, ya, ya Pre-Chorus Chorus You're saying my love won't do ya But that ain't love written on your face Well honey I can see right through ya We'll see whose ridin' who at the end of the race Solo What's right, what's wrong, what's left, what the hell is going on Chorus |
| TALK DIRTY TO ME Intro: Oh Bret, I just can't wait to get my hands all over you Hit it, C.C. Solo You know I never I never seen you look so good You never act the way you should But I like it And I know you like it too the way that I want you I gotta have you Oh yes I do You know I never I never ever stay out late You know that I can hardly wait just to see you And I know you cannot wait wait to see me too I gotta touch you Chorus: 'Cause baby we'll be at the drive-in In the old man's Ford Behind the bushes til I'm screamin' for more Down in the basement Lock the cellar door And, baby talk dirty to me You know I call you I call you on the telephone I'm only hoping that you're home so I can hear you When you say those words to me and whisper so softly I gotta hear you Chorus C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me Solo Chorus |
| EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN We both lie silently still in the dead of the night Although we both lie close together we feel miles apart in sight Was it something I said or something I did Did my words not come out right Tho' I tried not to hurt you Tho' I tried But I guess that's why they say Chorus: Every rose has it's thorn Just like every night has it's dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has it's thorn I listen to our favorite song playing on the radio Hear the DJ say love's a game of easy come and easy go But I wonder, does he know Has he ever felt like this And I know that you'd be here right now If I could of let you known somehow, I guess Chorus Though it's been awhile now I can still feel so much pain Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals But the scar, that scar remains Solo I know I could have saved our love that night if I'd only let you know Instead of making love We both made our separate ways Now I hear you found somebody new And that I never meant that much to you To hear that tears me up inside And to see cuts me like a knife Chorus |
| YOUR MAMA DON'T DANCE Chorus: Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock-n-roll Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock-n-roll But when evening rolls around and it's time to hit the town Where do you go? You gotta rock it The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten But if your out on a date don't ya bring her home late 'cause it's a sin You know there's no excuse You know you're gonna lose,You never win I'll say it again Chorus You see I pulled into a drive-in and I found a place to park We hopped into the backseat where it's always nice and dark Just about to move Thinking to myself mmm, Bret this is a breeze There was a light in my eye and a guy says "Get out of the car long hair Ooowee, you're comin' with me", said the local police And it's all because Chorus Play me a little C.C. Solo Chorus |
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