the JEWSIAN FUSION INTRUSION

This town... is like a great, big pussy... just waitin' to get fucked.

May 22, 2005
Once rated X due to immense violence and the fact that the script uses "fuck" 182 times, Scarface is a classic that has the honor of being one of my favorite movies. But it's come to my attention that a good number of people have not yet viewed this. So, in this review, I will not only tell you about the movie, but give you a slight taste of it, as well.

This fucking cool film was written by badass motherfucker Oliver Stone. Although this fucking guy fucked up with his last fucking movie, Alexander, he wrote the greatest fucking script I've ever seen. Some of the greatest fucking quotes I get are from this fucking movie. The fucking director, Brian De fucking Palma, did a pretty good job, as well. Although the fucking camera angles weren't like fucking amazing, nothing was noticable and that's the fucking point of camerawork.

And now... for the man who really made this fucking great... Al Pacino. Fuck. He is the fucking shit. I don't mean to give all credit to him, but to watch this fucking movie and not consider Al Pacino the baddest motherfucker who ever lived ... That's just fucked up, dig? He gives a stellar performance, and even though he ain't no Cuban, you sure do wish he was. Godfather will make you love him, but Scarface ... This will make you worship the motherfucker.

So, here's the story. Tony Montana (Pacino) is this crazy motherfucker who wants to live in the great fucking land of opportunity. Once he gets here, he has big fuckin' dreams of being rich and shit. So, how does one do that? By being a fuckin' gangsta', of course! And then we watch as Tony climbs up the ladder of fucking success...

And okay, I'll fucking acknowledge that everyone probably fucking knows the ending because you've all been fucking exposed to the "Say hello to my little friend!" scene. Well, fuck that. There's a whole lot more to the movie.

Do not be fooled, fuckers, by the "1983" that comes along with the film. It may be somewhat old, but it has held it own despite the passage of time. SO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE, OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Overall: Al Pacino is the greatest motherfucker who ever lived; camera movements not awesome enough for recognition, but the script is what people should be paying attention to; the final-final scene (which I won't fuck you over with by spoiling) is so fucking cool; much violence; and fuck, man, just go see it if you haven't.

So I hereby bestow upon ye, Scarface, five out of fuckin' five snorts of fuckin' coke.