the JEWSIAN FUSION INTRUSION

As you all should know, JFI underwent an enormous endeavor a while back: recreating the entire Can't Stop music video by Red Hot Chili Peppers. For those of you who don't know, it packs a total of 280 cuts into four minutes, which means about 70 cuts per minute, which means more than one cut per second, which means a lot of editing on a little bitch of a Screenplay which will only respond when Michelle taps it like it likes it. However, we got it done, with hilarious results... Well, hilarious results before the guys lost their sense of humor and only kept trudging wearily forward when we bribed them with food.

Behind the Scenes: Kathy Strikes!
Melissa went to get pizza during shooting and left Kathy and Logan with John. And a camera. And an useless monopod. Melissa is idiot.

Behind the Scenes: The Porn Identity starring Logan Miles
The things you miss when you go to get a pizza. Really, there are no words... except for "Thank you, Lord, for keeping his pants on." Disclaimer: Kathy wishes it to be known that her participation in The Porn Identity was unwilling. They forced her. FORCED. Just like they forced Melissa to get that pizza...

And, though some pictures were too grotesque and terrifying to stretch and mold into stories of the caliber shown above, we've decided to show them anyway. Right here. Along with all of the pictures of Scott that Melissa has on her computer for reasons unbeknownst even to herself. So, for those not weak at heart, click on, sirs!