Why, hello there, sir. You seem to have lost your way. Come. Stay with us. Make yourself at home. Have some tea, if you will. FOR YOUR STAY WILL BE ETERNAL...
Updates
April 15, 2006
A'ight. Listen up. We got 'dis new section, Zeldathon--but it ain't done yet, dig? The videos are up for one of 'em, but the pictures ... and the other videos, they might take a while. And we also got another new section, "Movie Magic," that's 'bout Open Mike Night pictures and shit. But ... that ain't up yet, either. The point is ... All this will be up. So keep checkin' back. Oh, and join our News Group for updates and shit. Peace.
March 12, 2006
First update of the new year! That's right, the Jew Fu is back in business. So dry your tears; we ain't goin' nowhere! If you'll look to your right, you'll see a new link. It'll be directing you to the latest spin-off site--Big Penis^24, behind the scenes of the 24 hour film fest... from last year. And it's ... not quite done, but that will be remedied. Soon. We swear. Plus, check out the memorial of the S.S. Jewsian Cruisin'. Rest in peace.
August 6, 2005
Well, it's been notably longer than a mere three days. While Melissa spent her time whisked away to a wonderful land of delicious foods and drunken Czech men with improbable nicknames, Kathy slept. For about nineteen days. However, now the two are back in action and updates are popping up everywhere. Click here to visit the elusive GFS Gallery, and don't neglect the movie reviews or the Cartoon Guys We Wanna' Tap (please don't judge us).
July 18, 2005
Sorry to keep everyone on pins and needles, but the verdict is out: There WILL be a gallery site for all those GFS photos that you know exist, but have yet to appear. The site layout and design has been finished; all that's left is to upload... Which is a bitch. So... Wait three days and check back. THREE. DAYS.
July 10, 2005
After an incredibly tedious amount of menial labor, we've succeeded in uploading our newest and quite possibly longest ass story in history! Be a part of this momentous occasion and witness something we may never again have the motivation to repeat! (And for all the lost souls with dial-up, we're somewhat sorry.)