We smell a spin-off... Oh, wait--that's just us. Sorry.
Earlier this year, the Jew Fu came across a startling realization as they plowed through the college application process--this was a bitch, and there should be a university where we were guaranteed admission. And thus, the birth of the Jewsian Fusion Institution (which can also be shortened to JFU for obvious reasons).
More information on JFU will be coming your way! Like campus pictures, majors offered, recruitment videos, and SO MUCH MORE.
But it's not here now. So be gone. BUT COME BACK... eventually.