Queen Of The Night
by Jewls13
Ok, I just had to do this as a tribute to my fav charcter.
I hope this turned out ok, I'm not as confident with this one as I am with
some of my others.
enjoy! and as always, please respond.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Song: Whitney Houston, Queen Of The Night
Joyce: So you're a Slayer too. Isn't that interesting! Do you
like it?
//I've got the stuff that you want,
I've got the thing that you need.//
Faith: "Come on, we'll find a couple studs, we'll use 'em, and discard 'em.
That's always fun."
//I've got more than enough
To make you drop to your knees//
Faith: "I can't believe how much I'm gonna kill you."
//cause I'm the queen of the night,
The queen of the night//
Faith: I'm five-by-five, B, living entirely large,
//Oh yeah,
(Oh yeah, oh yeah./just say it, say it, say.
'cause I'm the queen of the night,
The queen of the night,
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.)//
Cordelia: I get it. The two Slayer thing. There
was one, and then Buffy died for, like, two minutes, so then Kendra was
called, and then when she died, Faith was called.
//Don't make no difference
If I'm wrong or I'm right,//
Faith: "When are you going to get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very
simple -- want... take... have."
//I've got the feeling
And I'm willing tonight.//
Faith: "We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let
him take all the fun out of it?"
//Well, I ain't nobody's angel.//
Faith: "The vamps, though. They better get their asses to Defcon One. 'Cause
you and I are gonna' have fun, you know? Watcherless and fancy-free."
//What can I say?//
Faith: "No offense, lady, I just have this problem with authority figures."
//Well, I'm just that way.//
Faith: "I say I deal with this problem right now. I say I slay."
//I've got the stuff that you want,//
Faith: "So? What are friends for? I mean, I'm sorry, it's just, all
this sweating nightly, side-by-side action, and you never put in for
a little after-hours (grunt)?"
//I've got the thing that you need.//
Faith: "Fine with me. Always ready to kick a little bad-guy butt."
//I've got more than enough//
Faith: "Lights on or off? Kinks or vanilla?"
To make you drop to your knees//
Faith: "Just relax... and take off your pants. Don't worry.
I'll steer you around the curves."
//cause I'm the queen of the night,//
Faith: "How many people do you think we've saved by now, thousands?
And didn't you stop the world from ending? Because in my book, that
puts you and me in the plus column."
//The queen of the night//
Buffy: "Synchronized slaying."
Faith: "New Olympic category?"
Oh yeah,
(Oh yeah, oh yeah.
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.)
//You got a problem
With the way that I am?//
Giles: "What you must realize, Buffy, is that you and Faith have very different
temperaments."
Buffy: "Yeah, and mine's the sane one. The girl's not playing with a full deck"
//They say I'm trouble and I don't give a damn.//
Giles: "Faith is not interested in proper training,
//But when I'm bad,
I know I'm better.//
Faith: "I'm five-by-five here, B, living entirely large, actually wondering about
your problem."
Buffy: "Well, I may not sleep in the nude and wressle alligators..."
Faith: "Maybe it's time you started 'cause obviously something in your bottle
needs uncorking."
//I just wanna get loose,//
Faith: "Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the
wrong line of work."
//And turn it up for you.//
Faith: "Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"
//I've got the stuff that you want,//
Faith: "I'm the one who can handle this."
//I've got the thing that you need.//
Faith: "I was going kind of crazy in here, but I can get in a few
stakings before sunrise
//I've got more than enough//
Faith: "Safety words are for wusses."
//To make you drop to your knees//
Xander: "Where's a Slayer when you need one?"
//cause I'm the queen of the night,//
Faith: "Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away, and I only
know one thing: that I'm gonna' win, and they're gonna' lose. I like that feelin'."
//The queen of the night//
Faith: "You're confused, twinkie. Let me clear you up. Vampire.
Slayer. Dead vampire."
//Oh yeah,//
Faith: "New Watcher?"
Buffy & Giles: "New Watcher."
Faith: "Screw that."
//oh yeah//
Buffy: "Wait. Stop! Think."
Faith: "No. No. No."
//oh yeah, yeah//
Faith: "Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, after a
while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can
give him a good -- (grunt)."
Buffy: "Again with the grunts?"
//I've got the stuff that you want,//
Faith: "Payback's a bitch."
Willow: "Look who's talking."
//I've got the thing that you need.//
Faith: "I made him an offer he couldn't survive."
//I've got more than enough//
Faith: "My dead mother hits harder than that!"
//To make you drop to your knees//
Faith: "All men are beasts, It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from
Manimal to Mr. I-love-The-English-Patient has beast in him.
And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still
just in for the chase.
//cause I'm the queen of the night,//
Faith: "You sent your boy to kill me."
Mayor: "That's right, I did."
Faith: "He's dust."
Mayor: "I thought he might be, what with you standing here and all."
Faith: "I guess that means you have a job opening."
//The queen of the night//
Spike: "Dark hair, this tall, name of Faith. Criminally insane.
I like this girl already."
//Oh yeah,//
Faith: "I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a
gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've
never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne,
and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I
don't? Because it's wrong."
//I am the queen of the night, //
Faith: "Don't you need anyone dead or maimed? I could settle for maimed."
//the queen of the night, oh yeah.//
Buffy: "She's a very dangerous woman."
Riley: "Okay, I get it, Faith bad. Do I look like I'm arguing?"
//cause I'm the queen of the night//
Riley: "Man, would I like to get my hands on her. Not in a... sex way."
//the queen of the night, oh yeah.//
Oz: "I'm gonna' go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town."
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