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Dean: Hey Rory, guess what?
Rory: What?
Dean: Have you ever seen the show Highlander?
Rory: Yes, why?
Dean: Because I'm him!
Rory: What?
Dean: I'm immortal, I can only be killed if someone takes my head
Rory: wow
Dean: Yeah, isn't that cool?
Rory: I guess, how do you know?
Dean: Well my mom got mad 'cause I didn't take out the trash, and she
threw a knife at me. I died, and then came back to life!
Rory: Wow, that is cool. Oh, here's the book I wanted you to read
Dean: Book? Rory, I don't have time for books. Books suck!
Rory: What!!!!! How can you say that!!!!!
Dean: What are you gonna do, break up with me?
Rory: No, but I am going to do this
and she proceeds to beat him with her copy of War and Peace.
Lorelai comes up to Rory
Lorelai: Honey, you killed him!
Rory: No I didn�t see
Dean wakes up rubbing his head
Lorelai: Huh?
Dean: Oh Hi Ms. Gilmore, I'm immortal
Lorelai: Really?
Rory: yup!
Lorelai: I'll be right back.
She comes back with Luke and Jess
Jess: Lorelai here says that the only way you can stay dead is if someone
cuts your head off, is that true?
Dean: Yup!
Luke is silent, but his eyes are lighting up like a Christmas tree
Jess: Cool!
Jess begins to beat the crap out of Dean
Jess: Die moron, DIE!!!!!!
Luke: Jess, Jess, stop!
Jess: Sorry Luke, you're right
Dean: Thanks Luke
Luke looks at Dean, and begins to charge
Luke: die! Die! die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Luke is chanting, he is kicking and punching Dean
Dean has died three times at Luke�s hand
Luke: I'm tired
Lorelai: My turn!
Dean: What? I thought you liked me?
Lorelai: I did, until you called me Ms. Gilmore
MY (kick) NAME (kick) IS (kick) LORELAI!!!!! (Kick, kick, kick)
Luke: Sweetie don't tire yourself out
Lorelai: Sweetie?
Luke: Yes, I love you
Lorelai: really? I love you too coffee man!
The whole town cheers, as they have all gathered to see the beating
of Dean. There is now a line forming to be the next to kill
him.
Tristan: Hi everybody, what's up?
Rory: What are you doing here?
Tristan: I missed you, so I came back
Rory: Oh Tristen.....Would you like to kill Dean?
Jess: He's immortal
Tristan: Really, cool! Die bag boy!!!!!
Tristan is beating Dean. Jess joins in, and they kill him together.
While Taylor is beating Dean for cutting his grass too short
Jess and Tristan go up to Rory.
Jess: We have to tell you something
Tristan: Yeah, we love you
Jess: and we would fight over you
Tristan: But we decided it would be better for you to choose
Rory: um wow. Let me think.
Two min later
Rory: I've made my decision. I love both of you.
Jess is dark and dangerous, and smart
Tristan is funny, and charming, and smart
you are both yummy enough to eat, so I choose both of you. Can the three
of us be a couple?
Jess/Tristan: OK!

And they all lived happily ever after

Luke and Lorelai got married and have hot sex
Rory, Jess and Tristan have hot three way sex
As for Dean, they decided not to decapitate him. Rather they locked
him in a cage. Now whenever anyone gets mad, they go to the cage, and
kill Dean, over and over again. Ever year they let him out for one
day. This is called Dean Day. The townspeople chase him around
Stars Hollow with bats and various other objects. It's fun for the while
family!

THE END