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Offical Skankin' Jew Homepage |
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News: |
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UPDATE!!!: |
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4/25!!!!- OH MY GOD AN UPDATE! Well folks first off welcome to the new year cause yes, its been that long.
And secondly there are rampant rumors of a Skankin' Jew reunion. But fear not because due to the following facts that is highly unlikely:
1) Brett is a fat lazy stoner.
2) Jeff is to busy banging some guy he thinks is a hot chick to come home. So theres no lead singer.
3) Nate has been heavily snacking away and now weighs an astonishing 547 pounds. (wow thats more than that fat fuck "d-bag".
4) Notable the biggest reason for the lack of a SJ reunion: No one likes Guido, or Gaydo as he's hetero lifemate Choad calls him. |
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10/6 - So much to talk about, so little space. Well not really. So anyway SJ has a show @ the Empress Ballroom Friday October 18th with the Skeptics. Thats right SJ has a real show, and someones even opeing for us! So anyone who actually reads this page please come support us or we'll be forced to sell brett into service as a hoe to make money. And does anyone really want to think about/see that? The great S will also be making an apperance there so girls bring your panties to throw. On a side note guido cut his gay pink hair. So now hes got gay short hair with pink gay tips. Go Figure.Ok I should do my school work now. Jeff is still a felon. |
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9/30 - Well its been about a month since the last update. SJ mp3's have been added to the song page so go check em out. As far as SJ is concerned not much is going on. Practice wasn't long this week, some progress was made, though not much. And then of course theres this, which well is kinda funny but also kinda not, You decide. Ohh yea and Guidos hair is such a gay pink i don't even know what to say about it except for his flaming ways are neither condoned or supported by the rest of the band only by his gay soul mate Choad. |
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| 9/1 - Not a real lot to say, pratice turned into a big game of TH3. Or so I hear. Jeff's off at college, but back for the weekeneds. Brett just got a PHAT new pad, and guido is still gay. But other then that theres a show this Saturday Sept 7th at the Waterbury VFW. Were not on the bill but ehh.. its a show to see. Bands include: Grover Dill, Save Face, Faluire to Comply, Hits the Fan, Poser Punk Sellouts, and more. 7PM $10. And who knows there might be SJ merch soon. |
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| 8/6 - Its confirmed! August 17th, At the Legendary Sullivan Hall, SJ will be playing a show with The Dubnicks, Red Rover, Save Face, Resivoir Prime, and Lesser In Hope. (for directions and flyers goto the link page and click on Rubber Room) Hopefully this time SJ won't suck like at Guido's house. The band might even bust out some brand new songs, and should please all you emo fucks out there. btw if you wanna have sex with Jeff please contact him, hes desperate and will pay.... |
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7/22 - Quick update SJ has another show! Come on out on saturday August 3rd to Guido's House for a show featuring The great Skankin Jew, Tunka Mighty, And Go By Bus. If you need directions e-mail either Guido at [email protected]. Or E-mail SJ using the contact button above. Show is free and starts at 7 Comon down and enjoy free punk rock and ska. The price can't be beat. |
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7/18 - This page needed to be updated....theres only one problem. SJ are lazy people. But theres one brand new song written, after a couple more we might need a lyrics page. Also Beven just got back from sub camp, which was boaring. Maybe sometime soon SJ might even have a full pratice again... maybe.... Other then that we're still working on a keyboardist (we basically have one) So who knows we may have her by next show. Ohhh yea and Brett is still fat as fuck. That's about it..... |
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| 6/30 - Alright Guys the show went well, we only screwed up a few times. We hope to pick up a tombonist for the next show, so thats something to look forward to, Hopefully we'll be recording a short demo soon, More info on that when it happens. Also we have an e-mail now so just click on Contact Us and drop the band a line, tell us what you think, we'd apreciate it. Also were looking into gettin shirts and stickers so if your interested let us know so we know its worth it. |
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Guido sucks dick. |
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If you don't like our name, you can suck Jeff's dick. No really, he won't mind. |
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