Russ: Yeah ... whats up?
John: Is it true, that in the rare early 90s board game, Party Mania, two of the fine young gents are seen dancing together at the party?
Russ: While it was initially believed to be nothing more than an urban legend, recent investigations have shown that, yes, in-fact, two males approximately 15 years in age were engaged in a dancing sequence in the final shots of Party Mania .
John: Wow. That's quite a breakthrough in video entertainment forensic analysis, my friend. What clued you in that this strange phenomena could, in fact, really have taken place?
Russ: A wise scholar by the name of Joe Sullivan initially noticed something unusual in the upper-left corner of the television, using a vintage era video player, we were able to slow the footage down, and vwal-ah, the truth revealed itself.
John: --and in this modern display of Sherlock Holmesian deduction, brought to an end this legend, which for so long has haunted and intriged the hearts and minds of nations. -Simply astounding!
Russ: It truly is one for the ages, right along-side the discovery of jupiter, E=mc^2, and the secret sauce of Brozzetti's.
John: The secret sauce of brozzettis, a mystery among mysteries --or at least it was until that fateful day of August 23, 1999. You know what day i speak of, do you not?
Russ: I know not this date
John: Old man Brozzetti was particularly excited on this hot summer day during the Star Wars episode 1 craze. A huge fan of the astronomically popular George Lucas series, old man Brozz. was getting ready to leave work to go see the movie for the 25th time, so excited, in fact, that he failed to lock the safe which contained the secret formula of the Brozzetti sauce.
Russ: No!-- Surely it was encoded !
John: For ages, the secret of the sauce had plagued the small suburban town of Johnson City, New York, an area once renowned for its quality footwear but had crumbled into a decaying filth. All the people dreamed about, from then on, was getting their hands on the secret of the sauce, for once it was in their possession, they would be unstoppable. Legions of pizza makers, tycoons of cheese and sauce would run amok over the heartlands of America. --The question of what made the sauce so special had been around since the pie's inception in 1949. The Eisenhower administration even sent out spies to unravel the mystery of the sauce, but were never seen from again.
Russ: I heard they were buried under the pagoda near CFJ park!
John: Well, my young apprentice, you to fell victim to the false beliefs of the where-abouts of this magical potion of Italian euphoria.
Russ: No, no. --The guys, i heard they were buried there.
John: Oh yes, those guys are buried there! They were shot, thrown into the pagoda, and covered with parmesan cheese, which crystallized and hardened, forever concealing the bodies from the small- suburban public .
Russ: But what ever happed to the secret... The secret of the sauce?
John: The ingredients!? Why, I was just getting to that...
To be continued...