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| Games We Despise | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There were some Nintendo games that you didn't like so you didn't play. Then there were some Nintendo games that you loathed so much you wanted to hurt yourself for playing them; and yes you still played them because you only had a few games and there's only so many times you can play Duck Hunt and even Simon's Quest. These are the games we hate especially, in no particular order. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Popeye: I actually liked the cartoon before I played this shit. Here is a dramatization of the dialogue that lead to this catastrophe: "Hey Rick, I have a great Idea for a Game!" "Yeah Dino, what's the idea?" "Well, how about we make a game about Popeye." "Excellent idea, Dino." "Yeah but instead of this game having anything to do with the Popeye cartoon, we'll make the game just like Donkey Kong but with worse graphics." "Sign me up!, Dino" |
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| KlashBall: The type of game that makes you want to ask yourself why you even exist. The piece of shit movie Rollerball might be based on this piece of shit game. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Orb 3D: First of all there's nothing three dimensional about this utter nonsense. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Ten Yard Fight: Pete and I played this game for an hour and a half once. The game was tied when the clock ran out but for some reason he won. When I turned the Nintendo on I wasn't sure whether the game was working or if I hadn't put in a messed up copy of Bible Buffet. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Baseball, by Nintendo: Wow this game sucks... Wow, this game sucks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1942-1944: Worst of all, Nintendo thought they needed to make sequels to this shit. The thing is all three games are the same thing. Well, 1944 existed for some system, I can't remember anything about it other than it was ass. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Zombie Nation: Control a giant head through a city and try to blow as much stuff up as you can by shooting fire from your mouth... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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