The main web designers are Nintendo gods -Pete and Joe. Russ, Adam and John do reviews with us. We also have some help from Coop and maybe some other kids in the near future. John says he's played every Nintendo game ever, but he doesn't play the sports ones cause he doesn't want anyone to think he's a jock.
Where are you from?
The tenth Circle of Hell, renamed Greater Binghamton, NY, in 1998.
What's with the inconsistancies and half-assed layouts on your web page?
Well Yahoo! Geoshitties isn't giving us much to work with so we have to deal with the limited disk space and assanine web tools that Geoshitties provides. None of us are nerds that want to learn HTML for the sole purpose of making this webpage; actually none of us really know how to read or write at a functional high school level..
How many NES games do you own?
Pete has somewhere in the neighborhood of 130 NEW game Paks, most of them given to him or bought for like $2.00 at yard sales or stores. Joe's Nintendo broke and he only has about 8 games remaining. Combined we might have every Rom ever made.
What are your favorite games?
Pete - Little League Baseball, Tecmo Superbowl, Zelda, SMB3, Mission Impossible, and Maniac Mansion to name a few.
Joe - Bubble Bath Babes, Hot-Slots, Tecmo NBA Basketball, and Little League Baseball.
Is John insane?
Yes.
What are your thoughts on capitalism?
Pete - It's a "crime against humanity" because it allows the elite few to control all the society's resources and disperse them in a manner that they see fit. Once the Bourgeouise controls the resources, they are able to control and exploit the majority of the population, the Proletariat.
Joe - The Federalized/Centralized government is always a way for the wealthy elite to control everyone and everything. It don't matter if it's communist, totalitarian, democratic-republic, timocracy... How could Capitalism 'work' without expansionism, aka the New Imperialism, since other countries aren't going to just give their oil, gold, cotton, tea... to the West? One of the major deceptions of Western capitalism is that it is a free-market system, that is false, the only way a Western entity acts in a free-market way is if they have the supreme advantage in competition, basically Maxwell House vs. the Third World coffee producers. Even then they still cheat, they support the slaughter of unionists (Coca-cola and Nestle in Colombia...), and the IMF/World Bank and WTO restructure the economies and support the autocratic governments to make it easier for western money to flow in and impossible for democratic control by the people over their own natural resources and government. Look at who Reagan's Regime supported in Central America and who they didn't, as an easy example.