THE YELLOW RAT
They say the key to surviving in college is the ability to adapt and to deal with the eccentricities of your roommate. I agree, a certain amount of compromise is necessary for daily survival, but I had no idea of the horrors I would actually have to deal with. Smelly feet I can deal with. Bad breath, well, that's solved by not talking. And late night parties? Did I mention I know how to use a gun? But there was nothing that could prepare me for...for...this. There's no way to describe it. It's just evil. I warn you now, I am not responsible for psychological damage caused from viewing this page. You are hereby warned to scroll down at your own risk as you enter the lair of...THE YELLOW RAT!
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STOP! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK! CONSIDER YOUR SANITY! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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OKAY, I DID MY BEST TO WARN YOU, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. SO, PREPARE TO MEET THE MOST EVIL, THE MOST SCAREY, THE MOST VILE OF CREATURES. PREPARE TO MEET MY ROOMMATE'S PIKACHU!
Too good to have just one. Wait, what am I saying? THEY'RE MULTIPLYING! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! AAAAAAHHHHH!
No! Get out of my room! Shoo! Scat! Go Away! Help me! It's invading! Someone kill it! Call an exterminator!
Oh, my G-d! It got Emily! Wait, it actually sleeps. Maybe this isn't so bad after all :)
No, I was wrong! It's calling for reinforcements!
Quick! Someone cut the phone lines!
No! It's got my puppy! Scooby, come back! Don't do it!
Wait, what's going on?
Whew! It was just an act. Scooby, you saved us! It looks like Pikachu is all washed up!
Once again, Scooby-doo has managed to save the planet from the forces of evil. But in case the rat should ever return, please support Scooby's continued efforts to keep our world safe.
SEND FOOD!