L'Oreal Plenitude
Endorsed by Jewel Kilcher


Plenitude Wrinkle Defense Cream
Price: 1.7 oz - $10.90


USAGE:

Use AM and PM, alone or under makeup. Smooth gently onto face and neck area until thoroughly absorbed.

Because You're Worth It

L'Oreal Plenitude

INGREDIENTS:


Water, Cylomethicone, Hydrogenated Polyisobutene, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Clyceryl Stearate, Myristyl Myristate, Octyl Palmitate, PEG-40 Stearate, Vegetable Oil, lBenzophenone-3, Octyl Methoxycinnamate, Hydrolyzed Serum Protein, Sorbitan Tristearate, Retinyl Palmitate, Imidazolidinyl Urea, Fragrance, Polyvinylidene Copolyment, Propylparaben, Tocopheryl Acetate, Methylparaben, Disodium EDTA, Hexamidine Diisethionate, Guanosine, BHA, BHT.
Jewel's Personal Testimony

Multi-platinum singer/songwriter Jewel Kilcher
reveals how discovering L'Oreal Plentitude became a life changing experience.


           

"After only ten short years of applying 25 litres of L'Oreal Plenitude, every 12 minutes,
fans now marvel at my miraculous transformation. Without the need for extreme dentistry
or painful rhinoplasty, I too now resemble a glamorous superstar... just like Jessica Simpson."

Jewel Kilcher

Special Offer

A free copy of 0304 is included with the purchase of any L'Oreal skin care product.

In fact Warner Music are giving away dusty copies of 0304 to anyone (whether they purchase L'Oreal products or not) in order to create space for some decent music.



Like Jewel, you too can look like Jessica... "Because You're Worth It."


CREDITS

Stunning photographs of the lovely Jewel Kilcher, kindly contributed by:   Emilie of French site Jewelbox
The despicable act of supplying the hideous photo of 'Toothy Jewel' was cruelly perpetrated by: Tracy aka Angel Eyes
Research: Susan   (actually, Sue didn't do too much at all, she just wanted to see her name on the ASPCJ website)
Code: Justin



[EDIT]   "Hey don't you dare leave me out Justin..... you got me to fix up ya messy code"   Amanda   [Better Coder]

So... Code = Amanda & Justin


Further Developments to this Story

Sue did finally earn her accreditation. She discovered that Jewel (encouraged by L'Oreal's miraculous properties) optimistically massaged L'Oreal cream into 'A Night Without Armor' hoping for a similar transformation. Consequently the pages did indeed develop an enchanting lavender fragrance... but sadly, the poetry still sucked.

Undeterred, Jewel's latest experiment involves totally submerging 0304 into a 44 gallon drum of boiling L'Oreal Plenitude, surrounded by twenty thousand chanting Tibetan monks. This site will publish the results as soon as Warner make them available.






Fortress of:   The Gallant Defenders of the SPIRIT album

Avoid 0304... "Because You're Worth It."

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