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"It was a shocking revelation for me to find out that around the world many children don't have adequate playground equipment. I want everyone to know how much I care about this issue. I will be donating 0.0304% of all my profits to The ClearSwinger Project."
Lest you think this story has no dark side. Later that week, drunken fans drove by her tour bus and screamed Avril Lavigne lyrics. No one could understand them, but they sounded really, really mad. Also this week one Greenpeace member, with face paint reading "Swinging Causes Global Warming", chained himself to a tree holding a swing, while another small group of anti-Jewel activists gently swayed while singing "Sometimes It Shouldn't Be That Way."
Article: Mr. CC aka Anonamike
ASPCJ International Correspondent
L'Oreal Images: Emily webmistress of French site 'JewelBox'
Swing Images: Mr CC - Anonamike
Layout: Coral & Rene --- Code: Justin & Rene
(Page 1 tweaked [gently] by the Prez to comply with the ASPCJ's stringent moral guidlines)
