Relaxative with Jewel

Endorsed by the:


Backed by Jewel Kilcher's personal assurance:

"Zero Three Zero Four, won't cure your zits... but it is guaranteed, to give you the shitz."


The ASPCJ recommends that Jewel's spin doctors use this product as a suppository.






Caution: Should chronic diarrhea develope, cease using this product and play the therapeutic SPIRIT album.





Fortress of the 'Gallant Defenders of the SPIRIT Album' and of: Ye Olde Jewelle


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