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| I like to make sure the people who are entering my page know all the rules, regulations and requirements as well as the precautions, etc. |
| 1. Click here to skip these rules, regulations and requirements as well as precautions... 2. I will not be held responsible for loss of vision or any other damage done to eyes or if you begin to see strange things because your trying to read these rules, regulations and requirements as well as precautions which are written in intense yellow against shocking black. 3. Please do not enter my sphere if you haven't shaved your armpits in over a week and/or are not wearing a very protective deorderent. 4. If your offended when you see naked animals, plant life and/or feathers, this page is not for you. 5. Warning: This page contains a font which is commonly known as Courier, if you are allergic to this type of font, I suggest you don't come any futher. 6. You must take a shower before entering my page. 7. Is lucky 8. If you've consumed a chemical substance known as "Mayonnaise" recently, please do not enter my page if you think it is still in your system. I suggest you go outside the camp for 7 days until your clean, then bath and have the priest cleanse you of your unpurity and pronouce you clean. Then you may enter my page. I am so serious. 9. If you are Amish, click here 10. Please, if you want to make this world a better place, don't let your friends eat the blue fun dip, green is fine, red is better. Blue is dangerous! 11. Do not enter my page if you are under the influence of blue fun dip. 12. I am not responisble if the chair you are sitting on while viewing my page brakes beneath it's load. 13. Is unlucky 14. If you are sitting on a cow instead of a chair, and the cow brakes beneath your load, I'm still not responsible. Futhermore, if you ARE sitting on a cow, you are probably Amish. (see #9) 15. If you are over 657 pounds, have a problem and can not operate heavy machinary, welcome to the club! 16. Do not enter if you are allergic to the color green 17. I am not responsible if you don't like my page. 18. If you are the cow the Amish person is sitting on, tell your master to please see #9 19. Please make sure you are free of lice before entering 20. I am not responisble if my page is absolutly the dumbest thing you've ever seen. 21. All your base are belong to us. 22. If you are against the killing and eating of monkeys in Timbuktu, you should be carefull during your visit to my page. Thank you. 23. Whatever question 22 is implying, I have no idea. 24. Please renew your very protective deoderent before entering my page. 25. I am not to be held responsible for loss of limb, teeth, vital organs, hair, tongues, toe nails, digit nails, hamsters, eyes, bones, or anything else you may happen to loose during your visit to my sphere 26. Do not; by any means, enter my spere if you are a dinosaur. 27. If you can't get help at Charter, please, get help somewhere. 28. I am not responsible if there are any lady movie actresses ads on my site, nor am I responsible for their undecent and gaudy attaire and/or, at times, ugly faces 29. Thank you for your time, click here |