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A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class. He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following: He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.
A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said: "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."

Two cows were lying in a field. One of them says to the other, "So, what do you think about this mad cow disease?" The other says, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."

A Mushroom goes to a dance and walks up to a girl and asks her to dance. "I'm not dancing with you" she replies. The mushroom answers, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a soda. After finishing the drink the neutron asks the waiter, "How much?." The waiter replies, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms walked into a bar. The first said "Wait, I think I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" asked the other. "Yes" said the first atom, "I'm positive!"

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level.

Q:What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?
A:You can make a hormone....

Q: Which biochemicals wash up on beaches?
A: Nucleotides

Q: What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?
A: It ended in a tie.

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: So he could be polyunsaturated!

Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A: The food is terrific, but there's no atmosphere.

"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division."

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