Date: 07 March 2003, 11:01. Sender: Chrissy
Hi. You guys don't know me, and Tom hasn't seen me since right around the end of middle school. But I am fascinated by this haven of mullets and drunken college students. We have nothing like this here in little Davis, CA. Although we did just get an IHOP...Anyway, Tom, you won't be the only one getting nightmares over that picture. Hell, I think I got nightmares from the first one. But anyhow, I came to the site, I laughed, I cried, and I decided that I didn't want to get a lashing from a wet noodle.

Date: 06 March 2003, 15:30. Sender: Joe
tom the page is fucking sweet times 10

Date: 04 March 2003, 17:40. Sender: Tom
Hey everyone, post something or I will personally hunt you down and slap you 50 times with a wet noodle.