| Bobbi's Buddies! |
| Here's a brief introduction of some of the special people I have encountered whilst going about my jet-set life... |
| This is Dolly; She lives in Ohio, U.S.A. She's not very bright, but has a heart of gold. She enjoys kittens, baking and deer-hunting. She has a slight air of "Stepford Wives" about her. Dolly has never left the States... She's never been on a plane, but once she took a "greyhound" coach to Kentucky. Dolly lives alone. I think she'd secretly like someone to "look after", but for now, she's more than happy with her 8 cats... |
| This is Helga. She says she comes from Sweden, although I have my doubts... Mysteriously, her accent gets stronger when fit blokes are around... "I am cumming from Sveeeeeden..." These days she lives in Colchester in Essex (and I secretly suspect she was born and grew up there. (I think she picked up the Swedish accent from the chef on the Muppets). She works in one of those vulgar "Bier Keller" style theme pubs as a buxom bar wench. She is a total slut. An ex-boyfriend of hers once took a picture of what's underneath her skirt... Click HERE to see it (over 18's only!!!) She also has her very own website... Click HERE to go there. |
| This is Kathleen. She lives in Cork, Ireland. She works on the make-up counter at Dunnes Stores. In the evening, though, she really likes to let her hair down! After a few drinks, she's off to the dance floor, woo-ing the local boys with her "River Dance"... The lads seem to like seeing her working up a sweat with her legs in the air. She makes a few extra punts by singing in working men's clubs from time to time. She's actually quite good... Her performance of "Wind Beneath my Wings" actually brought a tear to my eye. Kathleen's ambition is to represent Ireland in the Eurovision Song Contest. She too has a website, which can be viewed HERE. |