Schoolmaster: The classroom
Elvis: Lives
Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Western Union: No Wire Unsent
The Country Side: No City Dust Here
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in'em
Conversation: Voices Rant On
Heavy Rain: Hire a Navy
Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
Funeral: Real Fun
Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
Statue of Liberty: Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern: Retard Shown
Debit card: Bad Credit
Elizabeth the First - zebra teeth are filth
T.S. Eliot - toilets
Christina Aguilera: Unrealistic Air Hag
Bill Gates: gets a bill
Mandy Moore: Dreamy Moon
Alec Guinness: genuine clasS
Britney Spears: Retypes Brains
Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
Mel Gibson: Big Melons
Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Elvis: Lives
Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern: Retard Shown
Tyra Banks: Yanks brat
The Spice Girls: Crises Get Help
President Clinton of the USA: To Copulate he finds interns
Cindy Crawford: Fry candid crow
Judge Lance Ito: No get Juide, Lad
Saddam Hussein: Sad, Minus Heads
Saddam: Maddass
Ronald Wilson Reagan: Insane Anglo Warlord
United States of America: Aim at Confederate Suits
George Bush: He bugs Gore
George Bush: Shoe Bugger
George W. bush: where bugs go
Ross Perot: Pro tosser
Vice President Al Gore: Prerogatives Decline
Michael Dukakis: I am a kicked lush
Mister Newt Gingrich: Nice right wing monster
Tony Blair PM: I'm tory plan B
Liberal Democrats: Creditable morals
The Republican Party: Breach planet purity
Hillary Clinton: Only I can thrill
Saddam Hussain: Humans sad side
Osama Bin Laden: I be so damn anal
Osama Bin Laden: Mean as bad lion
Osama Bin Laden: A mean sand boil
Osama Bin Laden: An Islam bad one
Osama Bin Laden: A nomad be slain
Osama Bin Laden: Anal media snob.
Osama Bin Laden: Am a bold insane.
Osama Bin Laden: An SOB led mania.
Osama Bin Laden: A damn alien SOB.
Osama Bin Laden: A man, an SOB lied.
Kill Osama: Slim Koala