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| Our Saviour, Reincarnated In The Form of Binky The Iguana |
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| Warren, Michigan- It has come to the attention of the religious community that the Second Coming is upon us, thanks to the scaly countenance of Binky the Iguana as reformed in our Saviour's image. |
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| In an unpredicted Third Coming, Christ the Lord Our Saviour was found swimming about in the area of Lake Superior. The Vatican has yet to confirm the validity of this purported miracle, citing the high incident rate of genetic freak-types. |