Jesus Schwartz
Welcome to my home page of sorts.  This is just a small piece of what I like to do, and as pictures become available, I will share them here.  I'm sure you really care about me and my friends, but since I do, you're going to have to see them if you choose to snoop around this site.  If the pictures don't get your interest, try one of my recipes; the lasagne WILL get you laid, if you're not a complete idiot and eat it all by yourself.
Proof of how insignificant you really are.
Other places of utter confusion where your friends may be found:
Recipes
Suggested Listening
Check out more pictures of my band
if you think you're so deserving of my time, leave it in the box:
Name: Eric Stewart
Email: [email protected]
pretty far down, eh?
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